Matt : 19 : Avoiding Social Confrontations Since 1995 :

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

circumcisions:

first edition of beyonces pepsi commercial

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*